A burglar broke into a dark house at night. When searching for the "goodies" he heard a voice, but kept going when he stopped hearing it. He continued his journey through the house when he heard the voice again, that said "I see you and Jesus sees you". This kept repeating until he was about equally curious and scared, so he began working his way towards the voice.
He found the source of the voice in a dark room, and when he turned on the light switch he saw a bird cage with a parrot that kept repeating the same phrase. The burglar was relieved and kept filling his bag with the lights on, but when he turned to look at the parrot he noticed a Doberman Pincher lyring under the parrot cage's table. The parrot then stared at the burglar and said, "sick him, Jesus".